Dan Tiernan: Quartz And All

THURSDAY 18TH FEBRUARY / DOORS & BARS OPEN 6:30PM / SHOW STARTS APPROX. ONE HOUR AFTER DOORS OPEN

This is an 16+ event (under 18s must be accompanied by an adult 21+)

Dan Tiernan is back at it again: and this time he’s got magic rocks in his pocket.

With a hat trick of sold-out Edinburgh Festival runs, Dan's a three-time Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee who has received countless five-star reviews. No wonder the Guardian has named him 'one of comedy’s most distinctive new voices'.

‘Loud, inventive, visceral… it’s a blast’⭐⭐⭐⭐ Times

Dan returns on tour armed with an amethyst, a bucketful of sage and a rose quartz the size of his impossibly large head.

As seen on Live at the Apollo, 8 Out of Ten Cats Does Countdown, The Last Leg, and QI.

NOMINEE: Best Newcomer – Edinburgh Comedy Awards 2023

NOMINEE: Best Comedy Show – Edinburgh Comedy Awards 2025

NOMINEE: Best Comedy Show – Edinburgh Comedy Awards 2026

NOMINEE: Most Outstanding Show – Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2026

‘One of the most compelling voices to emerge in stand-up in recent years’

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Mail on Sunday

‘An hour of unrelenting laughter, and the promise of an astonishing career ahead’

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Skinny

‘Unhinged’

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ The List

'With unique ferocity…he’s in utter command'

⭐⭐⭐⭐½ Chortle

‘Crude comedy with a big payoff is stand-up’s best yet’

⭐⭐⭐⭐ Guardian

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